New Beginnings: Monet Lux

 If I’m being honest, I don’t give a fuck what you think about me. I just want people to know my side of the story before she influences the masses–with her tamed blonde hair and innocent blue eyes. 

 For a while, she was the only friend I had in the foster care system until she decided I wasn’t worthy of the best friend position.

~5 Years Ago~

Emily Hunter: Monet, you don’t mind if invite Michael over for dinner do you?

Monet Lux: Umm a little.

Emily Hunter: What’s the big deal anyway? You broke with Michael fooorrreever ago. Isn’t time you’ve moved on?

Monet Lux: You don’t even know what you’re talking about so either shut the fuck up or get out mah face.

Emily Hunter: Ugh! Why do you always have to talk like that San Myshuno trash? You were raised to have better manners than that! It’s too late anyway–I invited him this morning.

Monet Lux: Then why’d you even ask me?

Emily Hunter: *snickers* To see your reaction of course!

Monet Lux: You’re so lucky mom is in the kitchen, because if we were alone–I’d knock the teeth right out your skull.

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     The only person Emily ever cared for was herself, and she claims it’s a defense mechanism–but that’s all bullshit. Emily takes people and manipulates them until she knew all their strengths and weakness. Why? Because she’s a fucking bitch!

 Over the last 5 years–I’ve had time to grow, and fully understand what I truly want from this life. 

To watch Emily Hunter burn to the ground.

Out of The City.

Dear Epic Follower,

      Before departing to Granite Falls, I decided to correct my daily routine to be healthier. I wake up every morning at 4:00 am and work on my cardio at the gym. After the gym, I reward myself with a colorful fruit salad:

Step One: Cut 3 Red Apples

 

 

 

 

 

Step Two: Cut 2 Small Watermelons…(w/ hand optional)

Finally add any fruit of your choice and mix!

Here’s the end product (w/ pineapple & blueberries, topped w/ honey!)

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Granite Falls

     I’ve never felt the need to connect with the nature around me, but living in the city has changed me. In Windenburg we have the Island Buffs and everyone would go there after school or during weekends so the only time I found myself alone in nature was in my mother’s garden. Granite Falls is an established campsite with an array of lots to call home, lots of fun activities, and wonderful views.

I discovered this waterfall while taking a hike to refocus myself and really embrace the nature. The salty fresh smell of the water filled the light fresh breeze that flew through the forest.

In case you want to visit Granite Falls yourself– use my promo code: 3P1C on their website accessible via phone or computer!

Made it to the lot, and I’m super excited! There is a place to host a game of horse shoe, a fire pit to roast marshmallows, a picnic table, and a grill!

     For first time campers such as myself, there is a store located on-site for all your camping items. I purchased an inflatable twin bed, and folding chair. The lot I chose may surprise you since my spending was very limited.

     Surprised I didn’t pick a lot with a cabin? I told you from the beginning: I want to FULLY embrace nature and all that she has in-store for me.

     This crystal clear lake was the best area to practice finishing. It was easy to see the fish, and  catch them. I used the soft rubber hooks not to injure the fish I tossed back into the late.

Breathtaking isn’t it?

     Roasting marshmallows was the best way to end the night, just make sure your chair isn’t too close to the fire.

     The next morning I went on another hike and discovered a nicely placed garden free for the harvesting!

     Since I’d be out for most of the day, I didn’t want to carry around any loose herbs or veggies but I encourage you to harvest until your coolers are exploding with fresh produce!

     This is the museum of Granite Falls, established almost 65 years ago! On the porch there is a wood carving station, and some chairs.

     Some of the collectible wildlife in the area.

     Ever since I was younger I’ve tried to catch these little “fairies” but they’re excellent at hiding!

     Another shot of the captured wildlife. I honestly don’t know where they have pans in here but I’m sure they don’t eat the creatures…o_o

This trip really widened my perception on life, and I hope that you can visit this wonderful place! Comment down below if you actually have the chance to visit! 

-M

Secrets are Hidden Truths

*logs into computer*

*opens email from akira*

Monica,

     Just wanted to let you know about Arun Bheeda, and how MARRIED he is. The women in the picture is his wife Jesminder Bheeda and their 7 year old son Christian. 

-Akira Miko

This photo wasn’t the worst of the situation, it was the questions that bounced in my head day and night. 

Who else knew Arun was married? Why would he lead me on?

Who was Arun really and what am I going to do about this?

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*dial tone rings*

 Monica Epic: Can you & Whitley meet me for drinks tonight?

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Monica Epic: How did you get–why did–did you

Akria Kibo: Did I always know? I had an idea. It was suspicious he always smelled like women’s perfume.

Monica Epic: Don’t you think I would’ve noticed that?

Akira Kibo: It wasn’t something you were looking for. I hurt you, and he quickly gave you a shoulder to cry on. That moment I saw you two kiss–

Monica Epic: What?!

Akira Kibo: I hired a private investigator and found out Arun is married with a 7 year old child! You don’t seem like the type to consent to an affair.

Monica Epic: I wouldn’t–I didn’t. Thank you for telling me, but this doesn’t change the terms of our arrangement. We’re only club members, not friends. Goodbye, Akira.

Farewells will never apply to us dear. My love for you is immortal, and will never stop.

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Aubrey Hays: Correct me if I’m wrong but you’re saying Akira sent you an email of Arun kissing his wife and had been having an affair with you?

Monica Epic: Yup.

Whitley Wing: Aburey, calling a few dinners an affair is a little extreme.

Aubrey Hays: Oh, no physical contact?

Monica Epic: Not really…just a few kisses but nothing further.

Aubrey Hays: I’m still going to count it.

Whitley Wing: *rolls eyes* Well, tonight isn’t about that it’s about Monica.

Monica Epic: It is? I just wanted to enjoy the free drinks on Aubrey’s running tab.

Aubrey Hays: Wonderful.

Whitley Wing: *whispers* I think there’s someone here for you…

Arun Bheeda: Monica, may we talk?

Monica Epic: *whispers to Aubrey & Whitley* Order me a sweet n’ sour strong.

Monica Epic: Sure, Arun.

Arun Bheeda: Seeing your text this morning had my whole day in a rut.

Monica Epic: Aw, poor you. My day was planned out pretty well until I decided to respond to some fan mail. 

*sigh* I don’t want to hear why you didn’t tell me. I don’t need to hear how sorry you are. I just wanted to say to your face: I’m not mad. The tea at the Romance Festival is rumored for having strong effects and that’s what this was;

 our feelings were just side effects.

Arun Bheeda: I can agree with that. Friends?

Monica Epic: Sure.

Whitley Wing & Aubrey Hays: How did it go?

Monica Epic: Great actually. I think I need some time away from the city and focus on myself.

Aubrey Hays: Before hope is all lost, my roomate is super cute and really–

Whitley Wing: Did you not just hear her?

*group laugh*

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Forget about Arun.

It was just a side effect of the tea.

It didn’t mean anything.

He didn’t mean anything.

Did he?

Re-prioritize

Dear Epic Followers,

     For those of you who may of heard or seen me recently at the Romance Festival, you make skip the next couple lines.

     Since my arrival to San Mysuno, I’ve been guided by a few city natives including Akira Nibo of the famous karaoke group: Karaoke Legends. Things began to get increasingly romantic with Akria, and I began hoping for something more stable…he wasn’t. As of now, he is still apart of Festival Freaks but not my personal life.

     As for his latest post featuring Miko Ojo, all I can comment is: good luck.

     As for the day to day: I’ve been going to the gym, and surrounding myself with people who actually care about me.

-M

Nothing Too Serious

You have now checked in at  Planet Honey Pop, Fashion District

Monica Epic: Aw, that came out cute!
Akria Kibo: Totally babe.

Monica Epic: Do you think now is a good time to talk about us? I had a coffee date with Aubrey & Whitley and they were just wondering when we’re going to make things between us official.

Akira Kibo: Official–as in seeing each other exclusively? You know how I feel about labels, and commitment. Why are they always obsessed with us?

Monica Epic:  First off–they are just curious to see how we’re doing as far as whatever we are to each other. Secondly, I told them we aren’t anything too serious and that we’re taking things slow.

Akira Kibo: What are you babbling on about? We aren’t taking things slow, because that just implies that this is going to be serious one day  and I’m not looking for anything serious!

Monica Epic: You don’t have to be mean about it…let’s sit down somewhere more private.

Akira Kibo: *loudly making a scene* You were NOTHING when you came to San Myshuno until I showed up and gave you the publicity you needed to launch your career! You think they just hire ANYONE to work at the most prestigious media outlet? NO!

Monica Epic: I am very thankful for the connections you lead me to, but it was ultimately my own talent, determination, and constant improvement that I am still growing in this field.

Akira Kibo: You..You..You is all we talk about! What about me! Do you think singing karaoke and having to put up this fake persona is what I want to do for the rest of my life? Do you think I want YOU around for the rest of my life?

Monica Epic: *weeping* Akira–please can we just sit down?

Akira Kibo: Fine, as long as you control yourself–you’re making a scene.

Monica Epic: See..enjoy the calm classic music and the wonderful smells of The Romance Festival. Akira, deep down I know you’re just–

Akira Kibo: Annnd another thing–your blog has just began and you haven’t even mentioned any of the products I asked you to promote! How am I supposed to make enough money to buy my contract out if YOU can’t do a simple thing like shouting out my clothing designer, or that protein shake company?  I’m seriously disappointed in you Monica and I think you should go.

Monica Epic: I don’t know why you think you can treat me this way, that tea did something to you because this is not the Akira I know. Call me when you’re done being an asshole.

Monica Epic: *hushed* I just need a few more shots for the blog and I can leave this horrible festival.
Arun Bheeda: Surprise!

Monica Epic: Agh! Arun, what was that for?
Arun Bheeda: Just trying to cheer you up, I might have over heard you and Akira fighting.

Monica Epic: You were eavesdropping? Not cool Arun, that so embarrassing!  

Arun Bheeda: You were both being super loud and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay, Akira can be a jerk after a couple drinks.

Monica Epic: I know, that’s why we just stuck to drinking the Sakura tea.

Arun Bheeda: Well that didn’t stop Akira from visiting the open bar more than a healthy amount.

Monica Epic: He did smell a bit like the Boiler Room drink. *sigh* I don’t know what to do about Akira…I like him but if his ego gains that much control again, I’m going to punch his face in. 

Arun Bheeda: Monica, you are amazing all on your own. Akira is just another stupid celebrity who thinks he runs this city but in reality each individual community it what truly holds San Myshuno together.

Monica Epic: Thanks Arun, I really needed to hear that…and next time you want to toss flower pedals at me–ask.

Arun Bheeda: The look on your face was enough warning.

*They both share a few laughs*

Monica Epic: You’re such a great friend Arun, and you make living in the Spice Market such a delight. I don’t know if this is partly the tea’s fault but I feel like–

Arun Bheeda: I think I know what you’re going to say and–

Monica Epic: Omg. I’m so sorry–just all this drama with Akria and this overwhelming flirty feeling…I’m not thinking to clearly.

Akria Kibo: *mutters* What the hell!

Arun Bheeda: That was 1000% more a better surprise than those stupid flower pedals. 

Akria Kibo: *to himself* This is how she repays me for all that I’ve done for her! What does Arun have that I don’t? He’s just a nerdy programmer with horrible fashion sense. That ungrateful, whiny, over-emotional, gorgeous women thinks she can have  two men bound to her? She’s got another thing coming!

Monica Epic, you will be mine once again…

The Romance Festival

Dear Epic Followers,

     Tired of sitting home binge watching the latest ‘OMG Drama’ alone? Feeling like there’s something your missing out on or maybe just want to add a bit more pink into your life? Well then I have the answer: The Romance Festival.

     This festival is great for singles looking to mingle, couples looking to spice up their relationship and everyone in between!

     For the singles looking to mingle your first stop is going to be the Sakura Tea fountain. The mystery surrounding this drink is that who ever drinks the cherry blossom nectar will see things in a whole new flirty perspective. While the drink sets in, talk to the old wise Romance Guru who will give you all the clues necessary to find your true love, or at least some company for the night 😉

     For the lovely couples, Sakura Tea is optional but will enhance that evenings event in a gratifying way. Instead of a casual attendance, creating long lasting memories by taking the next big step: Marriage! 

The only things required will be the rings, passion and true love’s kiss to seal the deal. 

     As for family events for the rest of the community, there are shops that sell festival merch, and treats (I recommend the Ramen for those picky eaters!),

a garden with plenty of flowers available to be plucked as a gift or to toss their petals onto other attendees (please ask before tossing the petals as it makes some people uncomfortable),

a painting center for those creative types who use their flirty aura’s as inspiration, 

 

and an open bar for those looking for something with a stronger kick than the tea provided.

 I would absolutely love to see your selfies, and other interesting pictures of YOUR experience of The Romance Festival so tweet them @xbeautymarvelsx! Also be on the look out for my next post where I attend: GeekCon!

– M

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A Continued Adventure…

Dear Epic Followers,

Today marks my FIRST official blog post on behalf of the San Myshuno Post. To get caught on how I’ve been handling this new city, check out some of my vlogs! There will be more to come, but for now I’m focusing primarily on this blog.

As a Windenburg native, moving to San Myshuno was a huge change in pace for me. 

I used to be shy, awkward, and had extremely low self-esteem because no matter how long I lived in Windenburg no one was interested in the same things as me.

     I was always bulled over my intelligence and style until I met my best friend: Luna Villareal.

Luna was the girl I had always wanted to be: funny, pretty, charismatic, rich, and the most confident person I know to this day!

     The city of San Myshuno has opened my life to a full cast of creative, friendly and overall hilarious community of people.

Welcome to my Epic Legacy.

-M